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1Sexy Ken Bone
Don't worry: Ken Bone (the breakout star of this year's presidential election) was quickly turned into a sexy costume just days after the second presidential debate. And for just $100, you can get a whole half of his iconic red sweater.
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2Sexy Donald Trump
Because we all wanted to see Trump in a pair of hot pants.
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3Sexy Skunk
Pro Tip: when picking out which wild animal you want to be, just pick the smelliest one, then add fishnets.
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4Sexy Lumberjack
Everyone knows the most subtle way to get a man's attention is wearing a hat that says "I Love Wood."
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5Sexy Corn on The Cob
For just $62, you too could be a sexy corn stalk (the sexiest of starches, of course).
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6Sexy Dragon
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7Sexy Mr. Peanut
In case you had any doubt that Mr. Peanut, the most terrifying mascot of all time, could be sexy, here's a little something to prove you wrong.
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8Sexy Goldfish
Did you know it would cost you $112 to become the sexy version of that $3 goldfish you won at the carnival?
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9Sexy Minion
Fun fact: instead of Despicable Me, this costume is called "Desirable Me" because of course it is.
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10Sexy Lobster
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11Sexy Watermelon
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12Sexy Raccoon
Nobody even likes raccoons, but sure, add some fishnets and over-the-knee socks and hope for the best.
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13Sexy Gumby
In case you didn't get the sexual reference here, this Gumby costume is subtly called "Bendy Babe."
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14Sexy Fortune Cookie
Cultural appropriation? Check. Wearing the words "Enjoy Me" over your body? Check. All the makings of a great sexy costume.
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15Sexy Hacker
What? Cyber hackers can't be sexy too?
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16Sexy "Daddy" Cheerleader
Not sure about you, but I feel like my dad wouldn't appreciate this.
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17Sexy French Fries
Okay fine, I guess fries are pretty sexy.
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18Sexy Carrot
As we all know, there's nothing hotter than a serving of vegetables.
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19Sexy Pizza Rat
And who could forget last year's beloved viral pizza rat, who quickly turned into last year's sexiest costume, naturally.
Choose wisely this year, ladies!
Lauren Alexis Fisher is the Senior Editor at Cosmopolitan, overseeing digital content across fashion, lifestyle, beauty, sex, and culture. Previously, she was the Market Editor at Harper’s BAZAAR and has written for publications including WWD, Bustle, and W Magazine. When she’s not busy taste-testing her way through every dirty martini in New York, you can follow her on Instagram for bad jokes, good outfits, and annoying vacation pics.
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